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acoolguy:

katharinemoe:

acoolguy:

gemini–king:

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

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wonderytho:

Me_irl

pazdispenser:

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

  • cobra starship
  • neon trees
  • metro station
  • 3OH3
  • taio cruz
  • owl city
  • far east movement
  • ne-yo
  • onerepublic
  • boys like girls

puddletumbles:

elliebeanz:

ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??

but me feets overheats

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wkoa:

laloustuff:

someone photoshop that r into an n

image

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kittymkatt:

unfollovving:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

image

pornhub: chaotic good

image

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

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haven’t had sex in so long l think I’m gonna die

girl-sweat:

I Give Good Head Also I Am Nice

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kant:

AAAAAAHHHH

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hyperboul:

unscriptedindulgence:

stability:

size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)

Interesting. Reverse the chart and it’s my asshole through the years.

why would you comment that

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lesbevvy:

:o :0 and :O all have very different meanings in my head but i cant articulate them

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