sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok.

“bite me” hell yeah.

"kiss my ass" sure.

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zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

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Title: Drunk Texting (Ft. Jhené Aiko) Artist: Chris Brown 13,554 plays

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Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.

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I actually love this
It’s so comforting

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slowur:

sassy & bitchy

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

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mickeyandcompany:

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

This post have over 50000 notes. I think we should do a petition to get this show back. No, really, why not?

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dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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ji-bril:

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unexpected kisses are always cool

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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Life switched up but I feel like its for the better.